Remoter Confessionals

The Lesser Known Benefits of Remote Work

“The best parts of working at home are obvious: no commute, being closer to my kids, and not having to buy expensive office-appropriate clothing. The lesser known benefits people don’t talk about are things like being able to fart, pick your nose, clip your fingernails, having access to your own bathroom after eating overly spicy Indian food, and doing whatever the hell you want without fear of embarrassment.”